A TOY Felony??

Awwwww...Say it ain't so! A South Carolina state lawmaker wants to ban the sale of sex toys. WTF, mate?

Republican ( I coulda guessed that!) Representative Ralph Davenport of Boiling Springs proposed the bill that would add sex toys to the state's obscenity laws. Davenport's bill would make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation. The proposal also would allow law enforcement to seize sex toys as contraband.

Can't you just see it?? SWAT teams in jackboots storming your bedroom and seizing "Buzz" and "BOB"....an underground toy store with a Prohibition type sliding peephole and secret passwords?? What a visual! Maybe it's just me, but I sorta thought that what happens in my bedroom (and yours) is between us and Duracell.

Davenport wouldn't talk to The Associated Press Friday about his bill, for some strange reason. Davenport's home county of Spartanburg has been aggressive in recent months in pursuing charges against owners of adult-oriented businesses. Police there say that they are uncertain how Davenport's proposal would help their investigations.

Can you say,"Idiot"? I knew you could....