Cancer Humor....from Ally

Top 10 Worst Responses If Someone Tells You They Have Cancer

1 Other than that, how's it going.
2 This isn't going to affect my career, is it?
3 I guess there's no need to quit smoking now.
4 There are easier ways to build character, you know.
5 Oh, my aunt/cousin/grandfather died of that same cancer!
6 Be sure to wear clean underwear.
7 Just think of all the money you'll save on shampoo.
8 Cancer...is that before or after Aquarius?
9 Yeah, right, whatever.
10 It's always about you, isn't it?

Top 10 Ways to Cut the Cancer Conversation Short
1. Yeah, well, I was getting sick of my haircut so I figured, why not?
2. You should see how many presents I got. It was totally worth it.
3. Chemo is a great way to lose weight.
4. People are a lot nicer when they think you might die.
5. It was a perfect opportunity to get caught up on all my soaps.
6. Yeah it sucked, but look at this bad-ass scar!
7. How else do you think I got into college? They can't turn down a cancer survivor.
8. Now I get to wear this trendy yellow bracelet.
9. I don't really remember it. I was too drunk most of the time.
10. It's okay, I didn't have anything scheduled for that year anyway.